Friday, September 19, 2008

Potty Mouth by Murphy


The mom sends me to the vet for professional cleaning of all openings
and smelly points on my body. She says I am too rough and God forbid
she break a nail. For I have broken her nail before and she shouted
some words at me that do not bear repeating. Perhaps she should have
her mouth washed out.

I accidently tore my pillow bed up while they were gone and now I have
no comfy place to lay. Maybe if I look real pitiful she'll get me
another one....I can only hope.

nite.....b

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