Friday, September 19, 2008

Aging by Murphy

Dear Barker, Just be glad you can run and jump. Yesterday I tried to jump
over the gate ( the one to keep those two little things from going
upstairs) and I found I ain't what I used to be. I'll be damned if I
didn't hit my thigh as I went over and then when I tried to hoist the rest
of my tail over, I got my paw stuck in the plastic wire coated fencing. I
yelped and limped. After that I received tremendous attention from the one
they call Mom. She held me and petted me and scratched my ears. The one
they call 'Gama' did the same thing. She even kept those two things away
from me for a while. Now, my words of advice to you...learn to fake an
injury and yelp loudly. Might work for you too. :) Good Luck! Love, Murphy

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